Here lieth Alfred the Wanker. It t’wasn’t he wanked himself to death. It t’was he was a complete bastard and somebody cut off his head.
(American translation helper: wanking is to jerk off.)

Here lieth Alfred the Wanker. It t’wasn’t he wanked himself to death. It t’was he was a complete bastard and somebody cut off his head.
(American translation helper: wanking is to jerk off.)
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