Did you realize “Masshole” was avoided in the Series for a really, really long time? Obviously, no one told Southerner Chris Higgins about this insult to people from Massachusetts.

Alright, a pressing issue whenever Southie comes up among particularly People of Color in the North, and it is racism. In keeping with the dark humor theme of the Series, the best way to approach this heated topic is, of course, through the Daily Show.

The Boston Accent!!!

For anybody who thinks I make this shit up, or proclaims me “stereotyping,” watch this, too … They don’t hear it, but they all say “pa’k the cah,” just with a different twang. Youse getting me here? ‘Youse’ is also NY.

When listening to these guys, I’m thinking, “How can I spell these accents?” Going after the mid-word Rs is easy. Dawchesta.’ ‘Maage’—pronounced Marge for the rest of us.