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Alfred the Wanker, My Olde English Poem

Nov 2, 2024

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Here lieth Alfred the Wanker. It t’wasn’t he wanked himself to death. It t’was he was a complete bastard and somebody cut off his head. (American translation helper: wanking is to jerk off.)

Devon Stavrowsky on Quora. Stavrowsky is a former Army SF Medic, Cal Guard Officer, and Retired Cop (1968–2005). He writes: Dark humor is a way in which people who have to deal with horrors and atrocities anesthetize themselves to them. Because you can’t be effective in what you are doing if you don’t inure yourself…